Im a fucking loser what can i say. body piercings and tattoos are lovely, religion isn't my thing, and mmm follow my ig? @_goddessofthemoon
chronicdelight:

jbillz709:

The Selfie Hand Shake

I’m making this a thing

chronicdelight:

jbillz709:

The Selfie Hand Shake

I’m making this a thing

(via fake-mermaid)

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megay:

HOW TO PICK UP GIRLS IN 3 EASY STEPS

STEP 1: purposefully bump into girl(make sure you are typing into your calculator while doing this)

STEP 2: say “im sorry. i didnt see you, i was taking inventory of all my lizards”

STEP 3: make sure she sees the number 42069666 on the screen

(Source: teshima--junta, via sphinctorestiacophobia)

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flowurdust:



if you’ve been having a bad day
here’s a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head
even if you haven’t been having a bad day
here’s something to make your day better

EVERYBODY LOOK ITS V IMPORTANT

flowurdust:

if you’ve been having a bad day

here’s a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head

even if you haven’t been having a bad day

here’s something to make your day better

EVERYBODY LOOK ITS V IMPORTANT

(Source: rileysmother, via phobias)

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grumpysalmon:

shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques

(via phobias)

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pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

(via fake-mermaid)

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jalara48:

buzzfeed:

WHY IS HE SO SAD SOMEONE HUG HIM

(via joshpeck)

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shovel-girl:

when you’re trying to sing your favorite song and you’re friend tries to start singing with you

image

(Source: shovel-girl, via pizza)

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blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via ruinedchildhood)

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